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Monkies in space!

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:29:38 GMT

I never post. Sue me.
Update on the Johnny is henceforth.
I'm bored. Hot. Georgia sucks.
Work is still going very well, I enjoy bartending very much. But as this is a college town and it's summer business is really fucking slow these days.
I pretty much spend my time playing video games and getting tattoos, which are as I found out really addictive.
I'm pretty happy overall, the Lis is wonderful and makes my life that much better.
I miss the cities and everyone there. Heading up that way in a few days for just under 2 weeks, go to Con. If you don't I will send rabbid furry woodland creatures dressed in night suits but say "yarrrr..squeek!"
Life is pretty milk toast latley. Nothing fun and adventurous to report... that makes me a little sad.
It also makes me want to get into as much trouble as possible every chance I get when Im back home... so I guess everyone wins.
Hope to see you soon,
Little J

So...

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:35:45 GMT

I haven't been on LJ is like a decade or something.
Life is boring... it goes, work work work- sleep work, work.
I play online poker for real monies these days... I make some here and there .
I don't know, I live in Georgia still, I'll be here for another year and a half.
Miss MN.
Can't believe this picture of me.

stuff... and things!!!!

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:21:04 GMT

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Rank	Movie	Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Hated It!
1	Godfather, The (1972)	Finished It
2	Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)	Finished It
3	Godfather: Part II, The (1974)	Finished It
4	Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)	Finished It
5	Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)	Finished It
6	Casablanca (1942)	Finished It
7	Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)	Finished It
8	Schindler's List (1993)	Finished It
9	Shichinin No Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954)
10	Star Wars (1977)	Finished It
11	Citizen Kane (1941)	Finished It
12	One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)	Finished It
13	Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)	Finished It
14	Rear Window (1954)
15	Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)	Finished It
16	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)	Finished It
17	Memento (2000)
18	Usual Suspects, The (1995)	Finished It
19	Pulp Fiction (1994)	Finished It
20	North by Northwest (1959)
21	12 Angry Men (1957)
22	Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le [Amelie] (2001)
23	Psycho (1960)	Finished It
24	Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25	Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly] (1966)	Finished It
26	Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)	Finished It
27	It's a Wonderful Life (1946)	Finished It
28	Goodfellas (1990)
29	American Beauty (1999)
30	Vertigo (1958)
31	Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32	Matrix, The (1999)	Finished It
33	Apocalypse Now (1979)	Finished It
34	Pianist, The (2002)
35	To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)	Finished It
36	C'era una volta il West [Once Upon a Time in the West] (1968)
37	Some Like It Hot (1959)	Finished It
38	Third Man, The (1949)
39	Taxi Driver (1976)	Finished It
40	Paths of Glory (1957)
41	Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi [Spirited Away] (2001)	Finished It
42	Fight Club (1999)	Finished It
43	Boot, Das (1981)	Finished It
44	Double Indemnity (1944)
45	L.A. Confidential (1997)
46	Chinatown (1974)
47	Singin' in the Rain (1952)
48	Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
49	M (1931)
50	Requiem for a Dream (2000)
51	Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)	Finished It
52	All About Eve (1950)
53	Se7en (1995)
54	Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)	Finished It
55	Saving Private Ryan (1998)	Finished It
56	Cidade de Deus [City of God] (2002)
57	Raging Bull (1980)
58	Rashômon (1950)
59	Wizard of Oz, The (1939)	Finished It
60	Sting, The (1973)
61	Alien (1979)	Finished It
62	American History X (1998)	Finished It
63	Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
64	Léon (1994)	Finished It
65	Vita è bella, La [Life is Beautiful] (1997)
66	Touch of Evil (1958)
67	Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
68	2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)	Finished It
69	Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
70	Great Escape, The (1963)
71	Wo hu cang long [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] (2000)	Finished It
72	Reservoir Dogs (1992)
73	Clockwork Orange, A (1971)	Finished It
74	Amadeus (1984)
75	Modern Times (1936)
76	Ran (1985)
77	Annie Hall (1977)
78	Jaws (1975)	Finished It
79	On the Waterfront (1954)
80	Braveheart (1995)
81	High Noon (1952)	Finished It
82	Apartment, The (1960)
83	Fargo (1996)
84	Sixth Sense, The (1999)	Finished It
85	Aliens (1986)	Finished It
86	Shining, The (1980)
87	Strangers on a Train (1951)
88	Blade Runner (1982)	Finished It
89	Metropolis (1927)
90	Duck Soup (1933)
91	Finding Nemo (2003)	Finished It
92	Donnie Darko (2001)	Finished It
93	General, The (1927)
94	City Lights (1931)
95	Princess Bride, The (1987)	Finished It
96	Toy Story 2 (1999)	Finished It
97	Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)	Finished It
98	Great Dictator, The (1940)
99	Sjunde inseglet, Det [The Seventh Seal] (1957)
100	Lola rennt [Run Lola Run] (1998)

Which movies have you seen?

yeah movies... not so much...
I totaly checked it twice so this is how it is.

I like cheese!!!!

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:32:54 GMT

I got nothin...
Can't sleep. Can't eat. Want Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies....
Also like garu larp. Like vampire larp too... heh Archbishop Johnny...
Want to go to a concert...get violence on... it's been too long...need to unwind...
want to get rip roarin' drunk too...
go team

Man its been a while...

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:54:44 GMT

I haven't written in this journal for some time now...
And now that I think about it I haven't been able to because it reminds me of a friend who is no longer with us.
I miss him. Be at peace brother.

So much has happened in my life in the past year, both good and bad.
I'm in a solid crew. Have good people around me. Possibly even a good girl on my arm.
In a great LARP. But I'm biassed due to the fact that I'm sitting in the big chair. ArchBishop Johnny. NIce ring to it, eh?
I've changed so much.
Cut the hair a few months back. Went to Florida and got me a tan(yeah I know goth boy with a tan).
I see so much trouble on the horrizon. So much that I can barley see the joy in the dawn.
There is little left that I desire in this world. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. Life is short, and life is complicated. But it is a awesome ride.

see ya when I see ya, and if not, see ya in hell...
-Little John

its!

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 20:09:48 GMT

Its my birfday! My 21st Birfday!
Why cant I remember where I was last night!?!?

In shock...

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 08:39:46 GMT

I found out I lost a brother today.
Ragin Westerland.
One of the few people in this world that I truley considered a friend.
I cannot say that I am devistated by your passing. I do not feel as though you are truley gone.
All the time we spent together, all the fun and talk about the bullshit that is this life.
I lost family today.
Be at peace my friend.

Mad man.

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:15:30 GMT

Yeah. Sup'?
So this has been a month of ups and downs. You know, the normal.
Can't say I accomplished anything, then again I haven't fucked anything up lately either.
The Zilla has not been seen in like a week and a half... can't say thats all bad... wait... yes I can... That sucks...
Andy the Boi has been back for a couple of days... I wish I could be excited about that... He used to be a pillar in my life, now I can barley stand his presence... Thank you weed... I hate weed.
I'm also on my biggest loosing streak at the Poke tables... I kind of like loosing sometimes, makes the wins mean more. Also the big brother has been playing lately. And hes damn good too! I'm so proud... I almost hit some sonnava bitch who mad some rather un-necessary comments about his intelegence.
I made a scene... I would feel bad about it, but I feel it was justified... should has curb stomped his ass...
I'm sick of people... there are so many little games we play with each other. None of which are called for... or even fun... People should get along... why can't they?
Too many people can't see what they are, and I find those who can see themselves don't know what that means... Too much self analysiss leads to self loathing... Too much analysiss of others leads to answers to why you prefer being alone most of the time...Why can't we be as flawless as we think we are?
I'm barely out of the gate and I feel left behind. I can't explain why, and I don't think I would like the answer if I looked for it. Fuck answers. Fuck questions. I don't want to know anymore. I want to be crazy or stupid. Most people think I'm both already.

Friends that hate, Enemies who help.
Lovers who betray, Strangers that stare.
People dying for their country, Leaders too willing to let them die.
Human beings...
And justice for all.

... ... Fuck everything...
-J

Whatever the hell you believe in!

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 13:12:11 GMT

Merry/happy/jolly/spanky...whatever.
My friends I... THE JOHNNY... hope your day of the undead Jesus is not shitty.
This one goes out to all of ya,
Ragin, John, Adrian, Cleo, Rhody, Darren, Timmy, Paul, Ken, Sarah, Ryan, Jesse, Reilly, and of course, Zilla...
Heres to you and everything you wish for!
John J Schwartzbauer

I don't now

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:57:09 GMT

I broke her heart...
Oh my god....
Think about that...
Someone I care for deeply...
Think about the person who got away...the one. yeah there are those that get away... But think about the one who got away that you actually cared for...then found out they didn't get away...it was you who got away.
She loved me... SHE FUCKING LOVED ME!!!!!!!!
And I loved her but didn't know it till she was gone...
FUCKING HELL!!!
I almost cries...but couldn't... I fucking tries... I'm so pathetic... so steriotypical.... she loved me! And now she's far away... Like 15,000 miles...
My god...
Oh my fucking god.....................................

Processing...PROCESSING!!!!

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 10:07:48 GMT

So here be me. I like to give a shot out to me friend, Girlzilla. Tis her birthday you see.
I had a very bland weekend. Normal bullshit, not too exciting, not to shitty.
Am looking foward to this thursday though. The first ever JohnnyCon(TM)!!!!
So looking foward to that!
And now, some angst!
My angst tastes like...

Vanilla
Find your angst's flavor

yeah...vannilla....hmmm....
yay
Little John

Movies...

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 11:14:05 GMT

Wow.
What the fuck is up with these damn things?
Fiction is better than reality. Everyone knows that.
These wonderful pieces of shit can really move you. I never really got into a movie. Never really felt it. Never been moved by it.
I have seen 3 movies in the last 24 hours.
Blade Trinity: I want my hour and a half back. I liked the first two. Yeah both of em. But this blew a goat.
The Last Sammuri: I liked it. A lot. Cruise didn't make me wanna throw up, and it was a great Bushido time. Real good. See it.
And last and most important.
The Life of David Gale: Holy fucking shit...just god damn... See it tommorow...or today...just fucking see it...
I got to go brood for a while. Jesus...
LIttle J

Stolen from agitprop

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 06:19:16 GMT

Snuk out of the house?: nope, never had to. Parrents didn't care.
Cried to get out of trouble?: no...maybe when I was poo-in-pants age though.
Gotten lost in your city?: O my god yeah, drinking does that to a guy!
Seen a shooting star?: Yes and it changed my life.
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: yeah, a few.
Had a serious surgery?: Im an idiot, so yes. Lets leave it at that.
Stolen something important to someone else?: No.
Solved a rubiks cube?:No, but have a buddy who can do it in under 4 minnutes or he'll give ya $10.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Went outside in winter in only boxers but havent worn underpanties in 3 years.
Kissed a random stranger?: yes, but they kissed me.
Hugged a random stranger?: I beleive I already admited to being drunk before.
Been in a fist fight?: Yes, love em.
Been arrested?: Yes.
Done drugs?: Oh god yes!
Had alcohol?: hahahahaha, haha, ha.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yeah, I was 4 months old and...
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yeah, and had a great time looking at the other peoples faces!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No? (wow)
Swore at your parents?: Thats how we say "I love you".
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: yep.
Been in love?: I dont beleive in it.
Been to a casino?: Yep, love em.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Yep.
Broken a bone?: Lots.
Gotten stitches?: over 1000.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: Nobody wins the dairy game.
Made homemade muffins?: Yes.
Bitten someone?: Yes, but she asked for it.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No.
More than 5 times?: See above statement.
Been to niagra falls?: No.
Gotten the chicken pox?: Yes, had em so bad had one on me eyeball.

and yet again...yeah...

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:51:29 GMT

So here be I from the land of milk and honey!...
No wait, I just went to Nates to play poker and had breakfast with zilla...
Oh.
That was nice...
Am super looking foward to the next few days. Have poker (yeah didn't he do that tonight?) 'morrow night, gamin monday, Zirra B' day tuesday night, and JohnnyCon(tm) on Thursday!!! Sweet!!!
Now all I got ta do is find me a lady companion for the weekend and heaven will be on earth!!! hhmmm...
hmmmm... more strange dreams... wtf...
Peace- Little J

P.S. Who the hell is midwestjester!?!?!?

yeah, ain't that some shit

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 09:18:27 GMT

So yeah,
I'm theroughly intoxicated,
Yay!
My first night at the Friday's with the Zilla, Timmy, and Russ.
And I have to admit I enjoyed the hell out of myslef!
I had a few drink (5, 2 long islands, 2 lemon drops, and a purple rain) and am fairly loose.
I enjoyed everyones company, including the server steve's company.
I am happy...
Sunnava bitch I am happy.
Thank you world.
That is all.
Johnny

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 08:47:04 GMT

I had a dream last night. It was about her.
Fuck its always about her. As it always has been.
This dream was different. And holy shit was it vivid.
The weird thing is, I've heard about this dream before. Not had it before mind you, but heard of it before. From her.
I'm not freaking, Im uneasy as hell but thats not all that different in on itself.
I haven't seen her in almost a year. Not by choice mind you, she had the idea of joining the millitary about 3 weeks before our present fiasco. She is calling Iraq a temp home right now. I know she's been in combat. She wrote me every other day. Im not that worried about her, she's not a big girl, but is a redhead. That goes a long way these days I hear.
I havent heard from her in 3 and a hallf weeks.
Then I get a dream that wakes me in the middle of the night, which never happened before.
Fuck...
Just...fuck...

The ramblings of a mere mortal.

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 18:48:20 GMT

Men of great Intelligence, I know not.
But we are men of great pride.
So mush so, we see only with greatest vanity, our imperfection.
Men of great wisdom we are, I know this.
We are not as we view ourselves.
We are less, and so much more.
We are the same.
Yet we are alone.
We should be...
Nothing else...

My god...

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:20:32 GMT

Yes I still live, sorta.
LIvejournal land has been away for a while now, and even when it was new I didn't use it much... I am wanting some sort of journal/note keeper thingy for a while now and I remembered this place...
Oh stupid quizy thingies!!!

OOOoooooOOOO!!!

-peace

Metallica saved by... Slipknot?

Sun, 18 Jul 2004 10:10:59 GMT

Thats what is says.
Metallica was set to perform at the main event for this years "Download festival" when drummer Lars Ulrich was mysteriously hospitalized just a half hour before they were due on stage.
A frantic call to arms backstage to find an extremely last minnute replacement.
And your winner is... Joey Johnson of Slipknot!
After an hour and seven minnute set with slipknot Mr. Johnson went another two hours and fourty-three minnutes with Metallica.
I used to be a drummer and a forty-five minnute set kicked my ass! What the hell is this guy made from?

-Peace,
Little John

Day of infamy,

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 10:19:11 GMT

So yeah.
July 12, 6:46 pm. My Grandfather Len died of his 4th stroke in a week...
Shitty.
I'm not sad really. I haven't spoken to him for about 2 years. I really haven't spoken to anyone on my mothers side of the family for about 2 years.
Mostly because I hate my mother and I hate their religious beliefs.
Now I'm kinda regretting it but not really.e
It's like I wanna feel sad and filled with greif but I'm not. Just shitty.
Now I got to decide if Im going to his funeral or not. I don't think it would be wholly appropriate. I didn't go to my great-grandmothers funeral (his mother) and I think that hurt him dearly. I know I would be extremly criticized if I go. But still he was very close to me at one point. And I do owe him for my exsistence, so I kinda owe him ya know?
Shitty.

All well at least the sex is good,

heh, at least the sex is good.
-Little John

Dreams...

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 06:56:10 GMT

Dreams.
I mean WTF mate?
I wanna know is there something to em? I know your dreams are influenced by alot of things like stress, emotions, and whats going on while you sleep and all. But what if you remember something that really disturbes you.
I mean I get all the classical ones, you know, being naked with friends and teeth disintegrating in your mouth. But what should you do with em? Is it just entertainment during the lights out portion of the day?
Should you closely examine, over anilyse, and fret about ones dreams?
Hmmm....

A bit from the silence.

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 09:43:40 GMT

Convergence.
One of the two weekends I look forward to each year.
I love this weekend, the total party package.
Drinking, laughing, geeking the fuck out, dancing (yes the only time you'll ever see me do it), catching up on single serving friends, and the girl.
Memories. Damn theres alot of Con memories.
Yet this year I am reluctant to go.
The girl will be there, but shes not for me.
The laughing will be there, yet it seems forced.
The drinking will be there, and I think thats whats going to get me through it.
I will enjoy my time, 'cause thats all I got.
It's been a bad month, and Im going to need to blow off some steam.
Time for me to be the Rock Star.
At least in my mind. :)
-Little John
p.s. Tacos in fact rule.

Yeah so...

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 11:39:39 GMT

So just had a wonderful time at the local perkins with the fabulous Girlzilla.
Met some interestin new people, and holy shit they have LJ's!!!
Awsome!
Yeah so yesterday I spent a huge amount of time fixing my old mans water heater with him, doesnt sound to hard right? Wrong! Harder than hell! First off its placed extremely poorly in the house then gettin it out was a pain in the ass cause the damn thing weighs like 600lbs. and then there was a leak (more like a founain) when puttin the new one in! AAAAgggghhhhh!!!
All well, Aster tonight, dont know why Im lookin foward to it. People I guess monkey, johnny, and catrina. Good people.
Im going to try to organize people to go play pool at UB afterwards. 2 for 1 guys night so it'll be cheep. yay cheep.
Cheers mates!
- "The" Little John

ps- luigi gets no respect ya know?

why god, why?

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 12:23:04 GMT

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I fuckin knew it! all well at least he smells nice.

Savvy?

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 10:36:05 GMT

Man I just got done watching the "Never Ending Story" with the ever wonderful Girlzilla.
Man I haven't watched it since I was like 8. A true reminder of my childhood. Man now I know why I'm such a geek, with a movie like that its no wonder that Im facinated by fiction.
Man this has been a good week.
First I went to X-fest this last weekend,(I refuse to call it River-fest!) I didn't go to the concert because there was absolutly no reason for it. Twisted Sister and and other eighties crap, yeah fuck that. So instead of music jammin time I drank myself into the next lifetime, and had the company of one of the most fantastically beatiful women ever. So yeah yay for me.
Has the best wakeup call ever in my tent on tuesday, Shame on you not that!!! It was a beer bong filled with Vodka and red bull!!! YEAH!! The Rhody would be proud, Hows that for the kid he used to play battle-tech with?
Any way IM all about the new Slipknot album, and you should be too. It has everything that makes me like them but a new, more Stone Sour feel to it that makes me forget who im listening to. I highly recomend at least downloading the song "circles" even for those who arent into hard/metal/bleeding-ear rock, serioulsy listen to it! please!!!
Shit most of the album is really soft, almost too soft but hey pussy rock is ok from time to time.
Damn it is really good, I don't normally talk about music since my preferances suck but damn.
Awsome...later...peace...
-Little John

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